•• Pizza Ordering 2008 ••
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your
national ID number?
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
6102049998-45-54610.
Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742
Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your
office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your
cell number is 266-2566.Your email address
is:http://usf418mail@yahoo.com Which number are you
calling from sir?
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this
information?
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.
Customer: The HSS, what is that?
Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System,
sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.
Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your
All-Meat Special pizzas.
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Customer: Whaddya mean?
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors
indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and
extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care
provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.
Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure
you'll like it.
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes'
from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the
suggestion.
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones,
then.
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your
four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is
$49.99.
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in
cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.
Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before
your driver gets here.
Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account
is overdrawn also.
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the
cash ready.. How long will it take?
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick' em
up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas
on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments,
so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you
just filled the tank yesterday.
Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've
already got a July 4,2003 conviction for cussing out a cop and
another one I see here in September for contempt at your
hearing for cussing at a judge. Oh yes, I see here that you just
got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility.
Is this your first pizza since your return to society?
Customer: (speechless)
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke..
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause
prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New
Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.
[Thanks To MJ]
Psychic Surveillance™
USA Congress Conference Committee • At This Very
Moment • Considering National Driver's License Standards •
That Is Prelude To USA National ID Number For Every USA
Citizen
FEAR Of Terrorists •• Being Manipulated • And Exploited
By Extremists • To ERODE USA Citizen Constitutional Rights
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