•• David Letterman's Top 10 ••
"George W. Bush Complaints About 'Fahrenheit 9/11'
10 •• That actor who played the president was totally
unconvincing.
9 •• It oversimplified the way I stole the election.
8 •• Too many of them fancy college-boy words
7 •• If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have
included the part where I get him deported.
6 •• Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke
cigarettes and gives people the finger.
5 •• Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true.
4 •• Not sure — I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in
my windpipe.
3 •• Where the hell was Spiderman?
2 •• Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul
mouth.
1 •• I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball!"
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