"How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to
replace a light bulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced
One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has
questions about the light bulb,
One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
light bulb,
One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a
secret stockpile of light bulbs,
One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out
how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a light
bulb,
One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the
light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an
American flag,
And, finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between
screwing a light bulb and screwing the country."
Thanks To SB
12:00:30 AM
