Saturday, April 19, 2003

To The Victor Goes The Spoils Х USA Won't Go Home Really Х Intends To Keep Four USA Military Bases In Iraq Х Withdrawing Troops From The Region To Reduce Pressure From Arabs Now Х Intutive*AnalysisЩ With Bases In Place Troops Can Always Easily Return
2:30:04 PM

American Values Х Their Paperwork Cloaked Cash Stash Exposed Х For 45 Top Paid Execs Х Amidst Begging Unions For $1.8 Billion Annual Wage Concessions Х American Airlines Management Suddenly Agree To "Forego" Bonuses Of Triple Their Salary Х Intutive*AnalysisЩ Х May Have To Tip The Golf Caddies Less
3:36:20 AM

Iraqi Values Х Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Х USA Troops Discover $656 MILLION Hidden Away In Aluminum Boxes Х In Iraq Neighborhood Housing Senior Baath & Republican Guard Officials Х Speculated To Be Cash Purchases Of Iraqi Oil Against UN Sanctions Х A Drop In The Bucket For Saddam & His Cronies Х Suddenly $600,000 Disappeared Х Was Discovered Hidden In A Nearby Tree Х USA Soldiers Being Questioned Х Intutive*AnalysisЩ Х Do Republican Guards Play Golf?
3:21:31 AM

To The Victor Goes The Spoils Х Eight Country Confab Х Arab Countries Call For USA To Withdraw From Iraq Occupation Х Insist That UN Have Major Role In Rebuilding Iraq Х Denounced Threats Against Syria Х "Iraqi Wealth Belongs To Iraqis" Х Intutive*AnalysisЩ Х USA Couldn't Care Less
3:02:14 AM

***Psychic*SurveillanceЩ*** UPDATE ХХ The Penultimate Danger ХХ North Korea's Announcement That They Were Reprocessing 8,000 Nuclear Rods Х Gave USA A Fright Х Threatened To Cancel Hard Won Talks In Beijing Х NK Sez Talks Are Still On Х Conflicting Signals Reveal Tumultuous Undertow & Incredible Peril
2:57:07 AM